Imagine Hell. Imagine the devil in hell doing jumping jacks. Getting hot and sweaty in a lake of fire, now imagine his balls, even hotter and even sweatier in his demon boxers. Now imagine if you detonated a thermo nuclear device on his balls, and you will approximate just how hot it is right now.
I went for a slow rambling ride around town today, and the whole time was strictly BYOB (bring your own breeze). I saw some street shows, got some ice cream and saw a fellow adventurer (my old roommate )who was of all things working for a pedicab company. I asked him about getting a job at the place. Turns out that it would be completely feasible. I could adventure, and get paid for it at the same time! All while keeping my day job. Paid adventuring would be pretty sweet.
The herd is always thin on the weekends. Only the most ambitious cars are out on a Saturday morning, giving me plenty of room for adventuring. You still can’t let your guard down, you could still get hit by a door, or a huuman walking out between a car. But it is much nicer to have more of the road to yourself.
On the way home I had to stop at a pizza place and ask the huuman behind the counter for some water, it was a long hill and I just didn’t have the water to make it to the top. After a quick power-up I made it home and took a very cold shower. I will be pursuing employment as a pedicab driver tomorrow. I will let you know how it goes. As always happy pedaling.